Showing posts with label another jug please. Show all posts
Showing posts with label another jug please. Show all posts

Saturday, 6 May 2017

Mixed fortunes for the Cross.


Given that it was a sunny afternoon I decided to wander down and see how the Cross were getting on. I was impressed by the young athletes flinging themselves around the park...but I soon moved on from The Grange and arrived at Arbo.

There, a familiar looking 2nd XI were in confident mood having bowled out Glenrothes 3rds for 103. Despite arriving late (forcing Michael to sub field) Smudger picked up 5 wickets.

I nipped over to Inverleith to catch the final 7 balls of the match.. The firsts had recovered from 35/6 thanks to a decent partnership between Owais and Robin but 84 was never likely to test SMRH 2's (especially on a true artificial pitch..)-they surpassed HX's total in just under 20 overs. Disappointing after last week's good start to the season.

Back to Arbo. Coastal Ken had been dismissed (a lengthy duck) but Ziggy (47no) and JB (35no) knocked off the runs with relative ease (even if Jon did receive a couple of let-offs). Confidence building win for the twos.

Post match drinks in the Arbo sun made me think I'd stepped through a wormhole...same people*, same view... same chat..
*in fairness there were a few new faces, which is encouraging to see.

But where is McGILL?????

Sunday, 29 July 2012

Smudger's 2x30th In Photos

Father of the club
Smujinder 'Smudger' Smudgerjee celebrated graduation from the famous Holy Cross Youth Academy as he turned 3x20 at Arboretum Road's infamous Green Room Nightspot on Saturday night.

News had reached the capital that Lawrie's Third Army had defeated a Largo battalion in a stirring encounter at St Andrews in the only Cross game to reach a conclusion. Whilst Twitter reported that El Presidente had been hitting big 6's, there was also relief that after losing his only pair of cricket trousers, Coco had been forced to purchase a new pair and was therefore not playing in his golden budgie smugglers. It'd been mischievously suggested that his missing breeks had simply got up and scarpered of their own accord!!!

Golden Balls McGill back in '69
The 1st XI had returned early from Fettes after thrashing Grange 2's 204-0 in a one-sided affair where it would probably be fairer to mention that Grange never really got started in their innings. The 2's game, at the Fortress itself, also fell victim to this cantankerous jet stream silly bother we've been enduring of late. This ensured a prompt start to the binge drinking for both teams.

The distance of the 3's from the birthday shenanigans meant the party would have to wait for the dazzling social racontuerism of Messrs McGill & Robertson. In the meantime the legendary anecdotes were provided by the hippest swinger in the club, Mr G Lohan. The highlight was the discovery that "Paxman was my fag". Those of us educated by the council dared not ask for a layman's translation.

One of the things Gerry has smoked???
The 3's began to arrive back in instalments, generally in order of virility (I'll leave it to others to decide in which order). Their arrivals were interspersed with appearances by Honorary Legends such as Cartwright (senior) and Mair (available for selection, but not selected!!!).

Shifty - 5for in a break from filming
Eventually El Presidente and Coco joined proceedings and the real BS could begin. President Maradona was able to declare "this is finally the club I wished it to become" as young Gaware lit the presidential roll-up completely unrequested. It was made obvious that the drink was taking effect when Zggy Cydzk didn't even attempt to pronounce the name of a fellow cricketer - "that whotsisname" - also sporting a Polski surname.

It was also my pleasure (totally wasn't) to reunite McGill with his errant trews. They had been discovered earlier by poor Raja who had heard a low humming noise emitting from deep within his cricket bag. They had to be extracted at arms length and placed in a sealed container before immaturely falling into my possession as Dougie declared 'last bag packed has to take them', placing me at a distinct disadvantage being the only bag left unpacked.

All that remains to be divulged is this rather fetching snap taken anonymously at the end of the evening. Should any Smudger offspring be reading, I'd recommend going no further, or at the very least, scrolling down very slowly...




One for Mrs Smudger

Friday, 9 December 2011

Reminder from Bimbo


Brother Crossers!

A gentle reminder that tonight (Friday 9th) is Quiz Night/Festive celebrations at Arbo.

Gates open at 6.30 for a 7pm start, looking forward to seeing you all there!

Saturday, 8 October 2011

It's That Time Of Year Again..

Another snapshot from Portobello
...when I return to a familiar theme and repeat the same old same old.

I've blustered fruitlessly in the past about a dislike of playing our noble game in sub-zero temperatures during April whilst reaching for the BBQ sauce after the last game of the season and soaking up some rays.

Some well meaning souls mutter mitigatingly about seed germination prior to dropping temperatures or of having to share pitches with other sports teams.

But I shall not listen to reason for no man!!! I have a bee in my bunnet and in my bunnet the bee shall stay!!! I feel so strongly about this issue I've never once attended a meeting with it in mind, let alone raised it at a meeting I've not attended.

I don't think we'd have actually managed a game this September as there was a lot of rain about at times that would have put Saturday matches in doubt (good for the fishing though, I've been howking them out good style).

However, we've just enjoyed/endured our hottest September since the thermometer was invented inspiring headlines such as;

'Its Too Hot'
'Why Is It So Hot'
'When Will It Stop Being So Hot'
&
'Coldest October 1st Since Records Began'

Britain-bakes-hottest-October-day-100-YEARS

I have to apologise that this post has been delayed, but it took me a while to decide on a photo from the range available. I'll start reviewing photo candidates for next years rehashed article this afternoon.

Those past 'articles'.
2010
2009

Sunday, 21 August 2011

1sts 2nd in 1 in 11

Scores Digest.

1sts (at Arboretum)

Marchmont 131ao
M. Loeffen 60, S. McGregor 33.
Bonfield 6-2-9-1
Trewartha 9-3-34-4
Ellis 4-0-13-0
Lynch 10-2-27-1
Russell 10-0-30-1
Bainbridge 4.3-1-10-3

Holy Cross 135-1
C. Ellis 62*, O. Mazher 36, K. Fraser 34*
Loeffen 8-3-22-1

Report from the Marchmont website here.

This surprisingly convincing victory means that Holy Cross 1st XI finish 2nd in Division 1.
This equals their performance (in a differently structured East League: after the formation of the SNCL but before the Leagues and Grades were amalgamated) in 1997, when they finished 2nd to Cupar (and, as in 2011, just above Marchmont in third. Funnily enough Fauldhouse finished bottom of Div 1 that year!). Good stuff guys.

2nds

Div 5 - Largo 2nds vs Holy Cross 2nds at Largo.

Largo 126 all out - runs for Alex Anderson, 4 wickets for Colin Smith.

Holy Cross 127-6 - runs for Butt and Bates.

3rds

Division 8 on Inverleith Arti
Holy Cross Academicals 3rd XI 38 all out in 21.2 overs
(Kevin Casssidy 3-3, Craig Goold 3-6, James Crispin 2-17)

Stewart's Melville FP Royal High 3rd XI 42for 3 in 17.1 overs
(Umar Malik 14 in 11 balls: R Ellis 8-4-5-2)


Saturday, 16 July 2011

Bates and Zig propel 2nds.

Ists.
Div 1 (Arboretum)

Boroughmuir 8-0 (1.4 overs) vs Holy Cross.

match abandoned-pitch deemed to be too wet to continue.

2nds
Div 5 (Inverleith Park-Artificial)
[delayed start-match reduced to 40 overs per side]

Holy Cross 2nds 251/3 (40 overs)
J. Bates 103, A. Cydzik 64*, N. Webb 37.

OC's 169/7 (40 overs).
V. Mohanan 38, K. Thompson 34, A. Tocher 31

Sunday, 10 July 2011

THE TRUTH: Noz and Zig's Arbo Adventure


In next Sunday's News of the World...

the story that has shamed Holy Cross Academicals CC.

the true story of Noz and Zig's Arbo Adventure....aka the longest 'pitch inspection' in history...
the drink, the women, the blackouts...the unusual sleeping arrangements....

Monday, 27 June 2011

KF....on the Twos


[By KF]

Morton (not the Greenock crew) arrived at ‘Fortress Arbo’ sitting proudly atop Division 5 with an unblemished record hoping to slay Nozzer’s New Model Army. With one squint eye looking over their shoulder at the relegation fight, HX, as is often the case, had a decent team on paper and worryingly, spirits were high. In what turned out to be a very even game for the duration, once the dust had settled, a top class innings from King Jon (129 no) proved decisive.

That’s not to say it was a one man show, I thought Andy G (9-3-18-0) and Usama (9-3-47-1) in particular looked handy with the ball, the fielding was thoroughly decent (despite IIRC, three difficult drops; me, Andy G, Usama), an ‘experienced’ 3rd wicket partnership of 91 kept us ahead of a ‘rain result’ before a super smooth Nawaz (30 no) helped JB see us through to maximum pointage.

Canny skipper Webb, who didn’t put a foot wrong all day, drew first blood losing a ‘great toss to lose’ and accepting the request to bowl first. The conditions were perfection for June in Caledonia, dull, muggy, drizzle almost hanging in the air, although the outfield was quicker than appearances suggested. Despite the recent rain, the wicket was in good shape, with some green for the bowlers and enough pace and bounce to keep both clubbers & chuckers happy.

Andy G & Usama opened the bowling against the positive Morton openers (Sehwag impersonator included). Any loose ball was severely punished, Usama particularly harshly dealt with, taking the visitors total along nicely at around 4 an over for the first 10 or so. Their taste for the aerial route was their initial downfall. First to fall was Karthik, pouched with aplomb on the long off boundary by Nawaz. Lancashire at 3 got busy, but with Sehwag (Sannah) sitting on his bat at the non-striker's end, he failed to heed the obvious warning from an aborted quick single the ball before and called again to Badback at midwicket. Hurling the throw directly over the stumps, albeit 8 feet above them, that man Norrie, in a whirl of fluoro pink, had the bails off with Lancashire still at the bus stop on Ferry Road.

Any time the Cross took a wicket, Morton replied in a positive fashion and the teams went head to head, toe to toe, neck and neck, blow by blow (ran out of those now). At one stage the visitors looked good for 260+, then we might have kept them to around 210 as Milly (9-0-53-2) nibbled on their tail and the final 229 was a fair and respectable total from 45 overs. Nathan (64) top scored for Morton. He looked good until around 55 when he injured himself and required a runner. Smudger (7-0-48-2) apparently with his radar signal a bit scrambled & Nawaz (2-0-12-1) were our other bowlers.

Tea was well received, Mandy doing her usual madnificent (sic) stint providing pizza and cans, although skipper Webb ensured his team stayed focussed and positive with rousing one-on-one’s all around the lounge.

Cool-headed PVB and a somewhat out of sorts Nipun began the Cross reply in the increasing gloom. Nipun (6) was triggered by Andy G (keep this one in mind for the Awards night) and just as the rain forced the teams off, PVB (16) was bowled. Not missing a trick, Webb jiggled the order during the rain break, promoting your lame scribe to 4. With heavy skies and a wet pitch and outfield, conditions weren’t ideal for batting. But they were worse for bowlers, enough bad balls slipping from the bowlers' grasp to help us along. While I baseballed one of my beamers for 6 (+1 nb, behind square, leg side, where else?), JB rather comically wore one (in his trademark sunny style) after trying at least twice to play a proper shot at it. It must be said that this was sandwiched between two typically dismissive 4’s. In an innings dripping with power, positivity and class, the highlight was probably a lofted Ferry Road bound maximum which dropped just short of the wall. Any width was clattered and anything full got blootered.

Amusingly, after another beamer was dispatched for 4, Smudger at square leg called no ball, and PVB, oblivious, proclaimed ‘over’ and set off to square leg at the other end. Fortunately it didn’t matter in the end. My share of our 91 partnership was an almost whimpering 27. The consolation being I had the best seat in the ground.

With 3 down, we still required 78 from 72 balls, but Nawaz was able to continue the supporting role I’d assumed for the middle of the innings adding a few really lovely shots of his own. Long before the end, as the gloom dissipated and the sun began, almost surreally, to beat down, the league leaders became resigned to their fate, the wickets we still had in hand stacking the odds in our favour and no end in sight to Psycho’s brutality. Their last hope faded late on when the centurion was dropped, HX strolling home with 13 balls to spare.

An excellent result against a very decent side. I thought their positive attitude while batting was impressive and they’ll surely do well in Div 5 this season. Through green & gold specs, an excellent team performance with what will surely be a season’s best knock by an in-form Jonny (look, I wasn’t going to mention, but he bowled quite well too (9-0-42-1), I thought he got enough of a mention with the bat). All that’s left to say is…

Crosstastic, Crossalicious and Crossmungous!!!

brief report from the Morton perspective here.

Wednesday, 8 June 2011

Saturday night entertainment




I can only imagine it was a very good and late session at Arbo last Saturday as it seems that Pat aided by a quorum of nameless Crossers has been busy hatching plans to hold some "armless" evening entertainment over the next few Saturdays starting this weekend and featuring a number of third team strongmen.


With the thirds at home it would be a great opportunity to see as many Crossers in attendance as possible. I'll be there, arm wrestling left handed so as to protect my bowling arm.


In my opinion KF would make a good bookie* and a tax levied on winnings would help towards contributions for the team minibus.



*obviously only "Cross Groats" will be in use not real currency.


I'll have 10 Groats on JB.



Sunday, 29 August 2010

Rasoed, Brassoed, Rat-arsoed...


Saturday results digest..
1sts

Edinburgh Accies 203-9 (M. Raso 78, N. Sellar 22; D. Russell 3-16, R. Worsnop 2-20, S. Bonfield 2-36).

Holy Cross 165-7 (C. Ellis 59, D. Russell 33, E.C. Smith 23; H.Paton 2-26, P. Taylor 2-38).

Thought we had a chance at 101-3 off 33 but we were not able to make the necessary acceleration against tight Accies bowling in the gloom.

2nds
Holy Cross 2nds beat Musselburgh 2nds by 5 wickets chasing 157 - 4-for for Smudger, a handy opening spell from Nawaz on his return and a hat-trick of catches from Norrie; 44 for JB and an excellent 58, his highest score for the Cross, from last-game-of-the-season-specialist Andy Q, who had earlier pouched two diving catches.

3rds
.....Breaking news:
According to KL they were chasing 211-8 but 'batted like numpties' and were 70ao


Awards Night.
Can't remember who won what (hopefully Mr Admin remembers), though Broonster can now claim his prize...once Andy G (who must have been doing some last minute business) is tracked down.

After midnight a few Crossers succumbed to the contents of the jugs (or was it the port/ Brasso cocktail being handed round). In order of disapearance they were:

Bimbo (or at least the person looked like Bimbo-but with a very white face..)
Norrie
Coco
KF

Sunday, 15 August 2010

2nds not their usual selves

Ziggy has had his computer adapted which prevents him from ranting between midnight and 7am on Saturday nights.

So as not to disappoint ffs, I shall attempt to give a flavour of the 2nds game.

We simply failed to live up to our usual ineptitude. We went into the game expecting to lose, waded into a fine tea expecting to lose. So where did it all go wrong?

Well Smudger listened to the views of others and decided to bat - how crass was that? While Stirling arrived so early that they managed two laps of the field, lengthy catching practice and a team talk, our pre-match preparation consisted of a few leisurely cigarettes, musing on the number of players who injure themselves in warm-ups - Pistols Legget of Watsonians the latest victim.

Nippun and pvb kindly gave their opponents the start they expected, but then the rather accurate bowling forced Jon and Keith to apply themselves.

The odd dropped chance helped and the odd loose ball was dealt with skilfully, enabling them to score 75 and 35 respectively; we then tried to get Stirling back in the game with 2 lbws and it was time for Holy Cross to revert to type with collapso cricket par excellence; only Usama and Gerry sabotaged the attempt with glorious strokes (Gerry's scoring rate was 266%). 143 all out

I was out on a limb predicting a win at tea with plenty of catches at deep mid off or thereabouts.

After tea it was very unsporting of Usama and Vikram not to serve up the usual pies to our opponents to make them feel at home. Then Stirling's top batsman (515 runs) obviously thought that first change Smudger was a doddle as he tried to put him into Ferry Road but instead nearly put the ball into orbit. Even here, why two fielders did not converge and make a complete horlicks of it is a real mystery; Nippun looked confident, his name rang out and he pouched a fine catch. More excellent catches by Ziggy(2), Josie(2) and Brian, plus Josie's throw straight to Keith's gloves for a runout were just not Crosslike. Smudger took 4-13 before two slogs made it 4-21; Gerry was just as tight, and lots of boundaries were prevented by outfielders. Smudger even devised the most cunning way to get the tailender on strike by offering an overthrow. Jon then nipped in to take out 3 of the tail and be man of the match/ season/ decade.

It was surreal. Stirling sportingly congratulated Jon and said the better team won. Gerry had to pinch himself to make sure it wasn't a dream that we had won two on the run, and jugs flowed for all sorts of reasons or no reason at all.

Will normal service be resumed next week?