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Thursday, 8 September 2011

Clear Your Diaries - Friday 23rd September, Arbo, 7pm till Bedtime

Crossers, it gives the Management great pleasure to announce a Club Evening of which Jake and Elwood would be proud.


Making a very welcome return to Arbo will be former Club President and underarm leg-break legend Chris "the King" Kerr. Chris has agreed to regale us with tales from the days of rampant substance abuse and embarrassing facial hair. Now who wouldn't be interested in that? According to Chris, if you can remember the Seventies you're old enough to have forgotten them, so he will no doubt be bringing back some memories long since emotionally blotted out by the Club's senior players. As a congenial raconteur of great wit, King will delight Crossers of all ages and IQs.


A tough act to follow, for sure, but headlining our Crossational evening will be none other than the Grandaddy of Groove, the Veteran of Vibes, the Gerryatric Plank-Spanker himself and his ensemble of other folk whose children have stopped paying the maintenance.


Watch out for these kicking covers of venerable British Rock:


"Dazed and Confused"


"Ramble On"


"I'm Alive!?!"


"Who Are You?"


"Magic Bus Pass"


"Back From the Dead" and


"When I was Sixty-Four".


Mandy has kindly agreed to supply a suitably extravagant finger buffet (with all the crusts cut off) and a jumbo bag of Werther's Originals. The bar will of course be open for Horlicks and Lucozade with a two-for-one on Harvey's Bristol Cream.


Entry for over-21s only at a cost of only four pounds ten and six (or a fiver for cash). Come one, come all, because it's coming to all of us one day.

Sunday, 10 July 2011

THE TRUTH: Noz and Zig's Arbo Adventure


In next Sunday's News of the World...

the story that has shamed Holy Cross Academicals CC.

the true story of Noz and Zig's Arbo Adventure....aka the longest 'pitch inspection' in history...
the drink, the women, the blackouts...the unusual sleeping arrangements....

Thursday, 3 June 2010

Fast Food


As the 2nd XI leadership 'team' have long argued, a diet of fatty food late at night can be combined with elite sporting performance:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/10229338.stm

Wednesday, 24 February 2010

Drinky-Ho...

Apologies for the lack of notice (blame the social sec?) but if anyone fancies a warming drink in pleasant company.., several Crossers (including the Pres and 1st team skipper) will be at the Pear Tree (38 West Nicolson St,) this evening (Weds, 24th) - 1st round at 8pm.