Showing posts with label Bimbo. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bimbo. Show all posts
Tuesday, 30 April 2013
1st XI League Campaign Underway - 20 Points in the Bank
The Skipper writes...
After the deluge of rain, hail and snow across Central Scotland on Friday afternoon, it was nice to awaken on Saturday to clear blue morning and to see some strange orange/yellow object high in the sky.
It would seem that the Cross 1st XI have started the season playing at 2 of Edinburgh’s most remote and hard to find grounds, well that’s what newcomer Julius Newman will attest to. At five to 1, the Cross had 8 men on site and the opposition only had 10. Even the mercurial KF was nowhere in sight by 1pm! Luckily the skippers had come to a gentleman’s agreement that the game wouldn’t start until sometime between 5 and 10 past one.
The toss was won by the Musselburgh skip and he quickly responded with, ‘We’ll have a bowl’!
The new look power hitting Cross opening partnership of Owais and Raja strode out to a somewhat spongy wicket, which looked like it would take a bit of seam. Everyone was hopeful that they could continue their impressive start and build on their opening stand of 70odd last week. Unfortunately Raja set the trend for the day holing out to mid-on off Verma, after adding just 2 to his personal tally and the Cross were 8-1 at the end of the 3rd over.
By this stage KF had had just enough time to don the pads, but just as quick as he put them on, it was time to take them off again. Out in similar fashion as Raja for the addition of only 2. It was clear that the wicket was very slow, with what could only be described as tennis ball bounce. The usually rapid Owais, had only scored 12 runs in the opening 6 overs.
After the fall of KF, in stepped Charlie who claimed he was “horribly underprepared and out of touch” for the start of the season. He took a few sighters and then dispatched an elegant late cut for 4 that wouldn’t have looked out of place on the WACA. His endless wiff waffing over winter had clearly kept his eye in pretty good nick. In fairness it did take him until his 18th delivery to score again, when he exploited the gap between keeper and first slip to bring up another boundary. He repeated to exploit this gap for his next two scoring shots, both boundaries that would no doubt have been stopped if Musselburgh had employed my tactic when skipper of the Hoon Hay under 10B’s, of having a back-stop placed directly behind the keeper!
After an unusually quiet knock, Owais succumbed in similar fashion to Raja and KF, caught for 18. Next man in was McOscar Snr (Jimmy) making his Holy Cross league debut, with the Cross floundering at 34-3 at the end of the 12 over. Not long after entering the fray, Jimmy faced up to the imposing figure of the tall West Indian pace bowler Renee Collins, who was running late after being at an Engineering Conference in Cologne, that’s in Germany if you didn’t know!
Collins stormed in off his long run and unleashed an almighty sandshoe crusher that almost accounted for Jimmy’s debut innings. I bet you are all expecting to hear that Jimmy was given not out to a huge LBW appeal, but not so. When I say sandshoe crusher, I’m actually talking about Collins’ own foot. The ball was almost as comical as Bimbo’s wicket last weekend, which pitched well into his own half looped up and on second bounce barely made it to Jimmy. In dazed amusement Jimmy took a healthy swipe at the ball and produced a forehand wiff waff like slice that Charlie would have been rather envious of and was almost caught at backward point.
The two then set out to repair the innings, with a mix of gritty defending, good running and some lusty blows. In particular from Jimmy who put two 6’s out of the ground, one on the bounce and the other that I’m sure would have easily cleared the fence straight at Arbo Rd. After some excellent batting, Charlie was the first to raise his bat with a fine 50 and not long after came Jimmy’s 50. A few overs later the pair completed a brilliant 100 partnership, a fine knock from both in tough conditions. The two added about 20 more runs until the fall of the 4th wicket in the 41st over, when a rather tired looking Jimmy was caught off Musselburgh’s young Ausie paceman Ellery for 60 with the total at 144. A fine way to start his career with the Cross, looking forward to your first jug shout in the green room Jimmy!
2-3 overs later it was Charlie’s turn to head back to the hut, with a magnificent 68 to his name and the score at 153-5, not bad for someone horribly out of touch!
With 7 overs to go the skip had his eye on a total of around 180+, with plenty of batting to come. Unfortunately the return of opening bowler Verma accounted for McOscar Jnr (7) and Shannon (4). Then VC Gaz fell for just 2. New recruit Newman ended on 2* and a rather green and hung-over looking Bainbridge on 3*. All in all a competitive total of 174 that we felt was defendable.
A few words were exchanged on the way off the field and it seemed a stoush might take the magnificently laden tea table taken out of action before a Battenberg slice was even sniffed at. As skip I felt the need to step in and calm the situation down, if nothing else to protect the jam doughnuts from being knocked off the table. Peace was restored and the lads enjoyed a sumptuous spread that I have not seen the likes of before.
Musselburgh set out at a frenetic pace. With their opener Mahadevan dispatching Shan’s opening delivery to the boundary for 4. They had raced to 16 off just 2.3 overs, when a disastrous call for a second run (from the Musselburgh players on the side line) led to a horrible mix up in the middle. Raja with a great throw from deep in the outfield and Shan did the rest, leaving Musselburgh 19-1 at the end of the 3rd over.
Their remaining opener Mahadevan and number 3 Ullah threw caution to the wind and were playing some agricultural shots, resulting in a number of early boundaries. Vik (who? me? you mean you want me to open the bowling?) had a fine first spell back at the crease. His first 5 overs only conceding 9 runs. In all honesty he was just too good to catch the edge of either batsmen. Shan had a bit of a mixed bag, which included the usual jaffas that no-one in this league can get close to and a few loose deliveries.
Raja and Gaz then took over and bowled some tight lines, with the VC ending his spell with none for 17 off 8 overs, the noose was tightening. Up stepped Julius, in his debut game and bowling his first over in about 6 years. He looks to be a pretty handy left arm medium and finished with the respectable figures of 1 for 14 off 5.
At drinks Musselburgh were 78 for 1, with the opener Mahadevan retiring hurt after trying to slog one straight… to cow corner and ending up on the ground in a load of pain. We all felt that we were in with a chance to take this one out, with some more tight bowling and good fielding.
After a drink and an offer of more food, it was Bimbo’s turn from the top end and he produced a reasonable spell for someone so horribly hungover, taking 1 for 22 off his 4. Then cometh the hour cometh the man, Charlie took the ball at the top end and produced a miserly spell of wonderful proportions. He accounted for the dangerous Mahadevan who had returned to the crease but only managed to add a few to his total before departing LBW for 37.
Vik was reintroduced and continued his fine return match, finishing with 2 for 15 off 9 overs. Charlie at the other end bowled 8 overs on the trot and picked up the first 5 wicket bag of the season, taking 5-18! Some good tight lines and some poor shot selection led to 5 catches being taken in the outfield and a much improved performance on last weekend’s pre-season warm up.
So a very well fought out battle that at several points in the match we probably shouldn't have won. Credit definitely goes to man of the match Charlie Ellis and Jimmy for their important individual contributions, but I truly believe that the whole team can take credit for sticking together and grinding out what can probably be classed as an ugly win!
Saturday, 2 February 2013
"Giants" Of Holy Cross Fail To Impress
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Insanity |
The UK's barmy smoking restrictions almost put paid to our valiant boys hopes in the Activcity Indoor 6's at Forrester High School on Friday night. More on that in a sec.
First up we were pitted against Division One new boys Edinburgh South and retro Crosser, the Good Doctor Astley!!!
HX: S McOscar, P Kumar, A Millington, T Archer, R Bainbridge, J McOscar.
With most of our team debuting in this format and a green skipper in Si McOscar, who sloppily lost the toss, we were put in and got busy running ourselves out (3 of the 5 wickets were run outs, although Bainbro still managed to miss a devious straight one as is his way and got bowled).
We tiptoed into the 70's with the highlights being Praveen clattering the first ball he faced for 6 and a decent tap by hot new signing Jimbo McOscar. But it wasn't enough and the Good Doctor eventually saw his team home with 4 wickets down.
I arrived to witness the last rites of this defeat and proceeded to read the riot act at our underperforming slackers. I was especially harsh on the skipper for losing the toss as our tournament survival now hung by a thread. Confusion reigned supreme as Praveen appeared set to make for home before we reminded him there was still a game to come.
Before long it was Game 2 and we were on against another former HX Leg End, S Russell's East Lothian County CC (aka Tranent). Simon paid heed to my barracking and this time won the toss, opting to put the oppo in first. But wait, there were only 5 bodies left. Praveen had indeed scarpered!!! Welcome to the captaincy Si and try and keep your troops in order!!!
With complete reluctance, I safely entered the arena, jeans and all.
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Praveen as game 2 kicked off |
Praveen re-appeared at this point. Turned out he'd simply nipped outside for a cigarillo and hadn't realised we were playing again straight away. If only you could smoke in gym halls, none of this would have been an issue!!! But I wasn't for budging from the game now especially with a chance to show the throwers how to bowl.
With obvious trepidation, the skip threw me the ball. Needless to say I found some prodigious swing and couldn't even keep the ball on the mat for the first couple of deliveries. But once I adjusted the seam I soon began to terrorise the Tranentians ending on 0-19 from two overs in a cameo that everyone there will surely remember until the day they croak. These figures would have been even better if Archer hadn't dropped the first wicket in what would probably have been a match winning hat-trick as the men from the East tried to find a way to cope with my 'variety'.
They made their way to 82 which if we cut out the run outs, should have been a breeze. However, the less said about our innings the better. Lets say our ringer salvaged things. Retiring once before returning as last wicket he plundered 39 (not out) partnering extras (mid twenties) whilst the rest of us failed to make double figures. We managed to reach the target on the penultimate ball (Milly turning one round the corner for 3) keeping our slim tournament hopes alive.
The other highlight was a call from a Tranent player as we floundered mid innings "come on lads, this'll be a giant killing"!!!!
Did I mention the dropped catch off my bowling???
There is an Indoor 6's link on the ESCA website. It hasn't been updated yet but I'm sure details will appear in due course.
Finally, for all the evidence based factboys, this picture of club stalwart McGill on his third last birthday is counter proof of the actual good that pumping chemical smoke into your lungs can do.
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Happy Birthday Coco, here's to the next 100 |
Sunday, 26 August 2012
SIoppy Cross punished by Van JaarsveId
Activcity Trophy Semi -at Meggetland
Marchmont 124ao
Van Jaarsveld 49
Loeffen 30
Bonfield 4/19/3
Bainbridge 2/24/0
Marsh 2/19/0
Trewartha 4/21/3
Russell 4/27/2
Ellis 4/9/2
Holy Cross 117-7
Ellis 43
Mahzer 37
Loeffen 3-13
Match report:
11 pIayers ready to pIay at toss time wouId heIp
Catches win Matches
Don't bowl short dross to a strong man with a 4lb bat!
Don't smack it straight to their best fieIder
But at Ieast it aIIowed to enjoy the very entertaining finaI between
Marchmont and MusseIburgh- Marchmont winning by 1 run
well done to them. report here
Marchmont 124ao
Van Jaarsveld 49
Loeffen 30
Bonfield 4/19/3
Bainbridge 2/24/0
Marsh 2/19/0
Trewartha 4/21/3
Russell 4/27/2
Ellis 4/9/2
Holy Cross 117-7
Ellis 43
Mahzer 37
Loeffen 3-13
Match report:
11 pIayers ready to pIay at toss time wouId heIp
Catches win Matches
Don't bowl short dross to a strong man with a 4lb bat!
Don't smack it straight to their best fieIder
But at Ieast it aIIowed to enjoy the very entertaining finaI between
Marchmont and MusseIburgh- Marchmont winning by 1 run
well done to them. report here
Wednesday, 30 May 2012
Swinging Update
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Natural Born Swinger |
Swinging has fascinated certain cricketers for a long time now.
I'm sure those of you who habitually bend your balls will find this BBC article of interest.
How Swinging works
Friday, 9 December 2011
Reminder from Bimbo
A gentle reminder that tonight (Friday 9th) is Quiz Night/Festive celebrations at Arbo.
Gates open at 6.30 for a 7pm start, looking forward to seeing you all there!
Saturday, 8 October 2011
It's That Time Of Year Again..
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Another snapshot from Portobello |
I've blustered fruitlessly in the past about a dislike of playing our noble game in sub-zero temperatures during April whilst reaching for the BBQ sauce after the last game of the season and soaking up some rays.
Some well meaning souls mutter mitigatingly about seed germination prior to dropping temperatures or of having to share pitches with other sports teams.
But I shall not listen to reason for no man!!! I have a bee in my bunnet and in my bunnet the bee shall stay!!! I feel so strongly about this issue I've never once attended a meeting with it in mind, let alone raised it at a meeting I've not attended.
I don't think we'd have actually managed a game this September as there was a lot of rain about at times that would have put Saturday matches in doubt (good for the fishing though, I've been howking them out good style).
However, we've just enjoyed/endured our hottest September since the thermometer was invented inspiring headlines such as;
'Its Too Hot'
'Why Is It So Hot'
'When Will It Stop Being So Hot'
&
'Coldest October 1st Since Records Began'
Britain-bakes-hottest-October-day-100-YEARS
I have to apologise that this post has been delayed, but it took me a while to decide on a photo from the range available. I'll start reviewing photo candidates for next years rehashed article this afternoon.
Those past 'articles'.
2010
2009
Sunday, 28 August 2011
Bimbo wins in tense Holy Cross Arm Wrestling Championship climax
Bimbo was last night crowned as the Arbo Arm Wrestling Champion of the World in the historic surroundings of the Green Room.
He defeated the Mighty Quinn in a 3 bout final by 2-1.
On his route to winning the Tankard he'd bought to replace the one he thought he'd lost, Bimbo defeated Calum 'Big Guns' Smith in the Semi.
The Mighty Quinn delivered a knockout blow to the Smith Dynasty of Arm Wrestling prowess, taking the bookies by surprise with a Semi Final win over Smudger.
One delighted punter was spotted celebrating with his winnings shortly after the Bimbo win.
Labels:
Andy Q,
Arbo Green Room,
Arm Wrestling,
Bimbo,
Norrie works the camera,
Smudger
Friday, 1 July 2011
Undercover photography reveals Mufs' desperate measures


The other picture shows the dry, grass-less surface that is being prepared to subdue the Cross seamers. Luckily we can counter this by fielding at least two front-line spinners with Ziggy's mystery variations as back up.
Wednesday, 8 June 2011
Saturday night entertainment

I can only imagine it was a very good and late session at Arbo last Saturday as it seems that Pat aided by a quorum of nameless Crossers has been busy hatching plans to hold some "armless" evening entertainment over the next few Saturdays starting this weekend and featuring a number of third team strongmen.
With the thirds at home it would be a great opportunity to see as many Crossers in attendance as possible. I'll be there, arm wrestling left handed so as to protect my bowling arm.
In my opinion KF would make a good bookie* and a tax levied on winnings would help towards contributions for the team minibus.
*obviously only "Cross Groats" will be in use not real currency.
I'll have 10 Groats on JB.
Labels:
another jug please,
Arboretum,
Big Pat,
Bimbo,
Broonster v Michael,
sledging,
violence
Thursday, 9 September 2010
Pope to visit Edinburgh on September 16th
Will he bless the Arbo Square or the heavy roller?
Will any deceased Crossers be Canonised?
or will he just annoy Bimbo with his chat?
Will any deceased Crossers be Canonised?
or will he just annoy Bimbo with his chat?
Sunday, 29 August 2010
Rasoed, Brassoed, Rat-arsoed...

Saturday results digest..
1sts
Edinburgh Accies 203-9 (M. Raso 78, N. Sellar 22; D. Russell 3-16, R. Worsnop 2-20, S. Bonfield 2-36).
Holy Cross 165-7 (C. Ellis 59, D. Russell 33, E.C. Smith 23; H.Paton 2-26, P. Taylor 2-38).
Thought we had a chance at 101-3 off 33 but we were not able to make the necessary acceleration against tight Accies bowling in the gloom.
2nds
Holy Cross 2nds beat Musselburgh 2nds by 5 wickets chasing 157 - 4-for for Smudger, a handy opening spell from Nawaz on his return and a hat-trick of catches from Norrie; 44 for JB and an excellent 58, his highest score for the Cross, from last-game-of-the-season-specialist Andy Q, who had earlier pouched two diving catches.
3rds
.....Breaking news:
According to KL they were chasing 211-8 but 'batted like numpties' and were 70ao
Awards Night.
Can't remember who won what (hopefully Mr Admin remembers), though Broonster can now claim his prize...once Andy G (who must have been doing some last minute business) is tracked down.
After midnight a few Crossers succumbed to the contents of the jugs (or was it the port/ Brasso cocktail being handed round). In order of disapearance they were:
Bimbo (or at least the person looked like Bimbo-but with a very white face..)
Norrie
Coco
KF
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