Friday 1 July 2011

Undercover photography reveals Mufs' desperate measures


In order to counter the HX pace seam quintet, Mufs have been panicked into acquiring a bowling machine capable of recreating the speed and movement of the Cross attack. Unfortunately it isn't able to recreate the deliveries of the '5th man', as it doesn't have a setting below 40 mph.

The other picture shows the dry, grass-less surface that is being prepared to subdue the Cross seamers. Luckily we can counter this by fielding at least two front-line spinners with Ziggy's mystery variations as back up.

2 comments:

  1. They must have nicked it from Carlton. No need for a bowling machine when you have McGill in your ranks!

    Good work on the spying. I'm looking forward to a pitch report every Friday from now on!

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  2. Have they exterminated the clouds of neds?

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