Miraculous Sighting at Arbo Following Freak Seconds Victory.

Overwhelmed by a combination of joy and dementia, second team veteran Gerard Lohan is here pictured in a double miracle moment. Not only was he found in possession of a genuine ten pound note, all of his own, he was subsequently sighted spending the same at the Arbo bar.

Amazed bystander Brian Fraser, of Edinburgh's exclusive Polwarth district, said "I just can't believe it. In all the years I've been here nothing like this has ever happened. I heard someone say Gerry once had a fiver for a while, sometime in the mid-seventies, but that's just folklore. Then he turns up with a real tenner, no sellotape or nothing. And he spent it. No, really, I saw it with my own mincers." Shocked barman Ray commented "It came out of the blue. I thought he was just going to let me touch it for a moment, but then he let go of it and said 'Thanks'. You couldn't make it up, could you?"

The spruce swinger explained "I know it's a bit strange, but I thought 'what the hell, the government's just printing the stuff, and, well, Ziggy won a game. It's not like it's going to happen again, is it? And know what? I feel really good about it."

To mark this once in a lifetime moment, Holy Cross will be issuing a set of commemorative mugs and changing the club motto to "Easy Come, Easy Go, Old Boy."