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Showing posts with label cje can't surely be spending the entire Winter doing stuff like this... Show all posts

Sunday, 20 July 2014

Cross Comedy Combos

As the boundary golfers started to get lost in the haar on Saturday evening, it was noted that their party contained a comedy duo Vikram & Rob: Vik & Bob..



Which other comedy duos does the club contain...


TJ & Gerry: Tom & Gerry

John Bacon & Jon Bates: The Two Jonnies

GT & Nozzer: Michele & Webb

Spickers & Coastal Ken: Si & Lawrie

Shifty & David Craig: Mark and Lard

Willie Lytle & David Craig: 
-->Lytle  & Large. 
surely there are many more....


Wednesday, 8 January 2014

Sunday, 25 August 2013

St Boswells 1's v Holy Cross 1's


A very amiable game played largely in drizzle which had more than a hint of 'end of season' about it, resulting in a win for HX, thereby cementing our third position in Division 1.

Are you watching this Gary T?

Back in the clubhouse, the post match activities of wif-waf provided further entertainment as Bonnie Prince Charlie, not content with the earlier smoting of a member of the fairer sex for 6 to bring up his Fifty, decided to teach a one-legged gentleman a lesson or two about ping pong on a converted pool table.

The Young Pretender is a blur as he unleashes yet another Ace

Finally, the remaining seven Crossers took to the The Green at St Boswells once more to partake in a round of Boundary Golf, Bimbo declaring it to be "the best course in the league" as we set off, somewhat to the bemusement of the opposition skipper, Mr 'Boom Boom' Broom.

Monday, 3 December 2012

Smudger's Cricket Teasers (no. 1 of a continuing series)



Q1. In the 30's, an Australian batsman was dropped because of his refusal to eat fish on a Friday.
Name him.

Monday, 3 September 2012

Scottish Gas

I thought it only fair to warn anyone thinking of attending the forthcoming Spartans v Hearts game at Graham Stadium of the potential risks of getting too close to a herd of Jambo's.

Smells like ... a Jambo
Available for 1 week on iPlayer is Off The Ball - Sunday Supplement. Whilst the whole programme is usually worth a listen, I advise you specifically to listen from 20:53 for a minute or so to find out what has amused me so much.

Come on Spartans!!!

Friday, 20 January 2012

Indoor 6's - Breaking News

Six of the Best
Bishop Lynch's 6-a-side reign began in spectacular fashion at Liberton High School on Friday night as the race for the Big Vacancy hotted up. However, in his absence (work commitments), skipper for the night, Dougie Russell stole the glory with a masterly display of skipmanship, leading his charges to two wins out of two.

Full details shall be posted on ESCA website in due course and relayed to this very place.

Fans of Cross cricket will surely be ecstatic to learn that all the action was captured and shall be posted in due course for future perusal. For the time being, surely no need to tinker with the SuperSonicSix that coldly and clinically dealt with the opposition. Even McGill would struggle to get in this side (is he being saved for the final, or is he unable to play inside due to smoking laws?)!!!

Scores went something like this:

HX v Boroughmuir (HX won toss, bowled first)

Boroughmuir  45 all out
Holy Cross    46-0 (8th over, Ellis/Millington)


HX v Tranent (Tranent won toss, bowled first)
Holy Cross    129 all out (10th over)
Tranent         55 all out (this is an approximate total, S Russell not out)

Rules:
Bowlings - 10 overs per side, 5 bowlers, 2 overs each. Leg side - wide, miss the mat - no ball/wide. Can catch batter out if ball bounces off the side wall on the full or roof.
Battings - Hit side wall - 1 run, hit wall behind bowler on the bounce - 4 runs, hit wall behind bowler on the full - 6 runs. Hit roof - 1 run. Take a run - 2 runs.

Report - In the three team group, Boroughmuir & Tranent faced off first allowing the Cross boys to get an idea of tactics. A plethora of run outs, as the games hall was reasonably tight, forged the idea not to take silly runs. This later resulted in no runs being taken by Ellis & Millington until the 7th over of our doughtily accomplished chase.

But first, despite a few lusty blows, Boroughmuir were unable to stay at the crease long enough. Gaware produced ball of the night with a full inswinger to empty one poor 'Muir man. Trewartha (loosish) & Russell (tight) kept it tightish enough before back to back Millington overs ended the Boroughmuir innings in the 6th over.

Ellis & Millington then built a solid base, giving nothing away and reaching the late 20's after 6 overs. The 7th over excellently brought the scores level and Milly (I think) hit the winning 1.

Straight back on we were put in by Tranent. Probably no need to remind folks that this pitted Russell v Russell. While Scott probably won the battle by carrying his bat, it was Dougie what won the war with the Cross victory!!! Ellis & Millington continued, the former battering 3x6's before retiring (mandatory) at 30. Milly perished, I holed out to square leg, but Dougie then reached 30, putting two not-outers back in the hutch. Vik fell with a trademark blast off the roof that got pouched. I think Gary was then run out bringing the incomparable Ellis and the indomitable Russell together. However Ellis sacrificed his wicket in the chase for runs and we finished with a well nice, but not spectacular 129. Tranent whapped 18 off the first over, but within 3-4 overs a couple of wickets fell and the scoring subdued and the result became inevitable.

All in all a very calm and assured performance. We weren't tested to our limits perhaps, but we were very happy with our poise (?) and I'm sure I speak for the whole team in saying it was a very enjoyable run-out.

Wednesday, 31 August 2011

64 more Robin..

Robin has been on at me recently about how many more 1st XI league wickets he needs to overtake Geoff Barratt. The figure is 64....so 3 more seasons at least Robin!

Derived from Hugh K's stats programme and McGill's averages, an updated list of the top wicket -takers is available here.