Monday 26 April 2010

Arbo to host 4th election debate.


In a shock development, the broadcasters have responded to the SNP’s legal action by agreeing to a fourth debate, involving the SNP, as well as representatives from some fringe parties. It will be hosted in Edinburgh in front of an audience of mildly inebriated amateur sportsmen.

Venue: Arbo Green Room.
Date: This Saturday, 8pm
Chaired by: Prof Roland Dannreuther
Broadcast on Channel 4, SC4, Radio 4 and Radio Forth.

Representing the parties will be:

Labour
Keith Geddes
JLR Brown

Conservatives
Mr Admin
Broonster

Liberal Democrats
Andrew Graham
Rob Bainbridge
(well, I’ve no idea about their politics but they’re young, popular and are well known for their ******** exploits … and they’re certainly capable of designing a new voting system that no one else will understand.)

Anarcho-Syndicalist League/ String up the Bankers Now!
Chris Kerr
Mark Robertson

SNP
to be confirmed

Scottish Senior Citizens Unity Party
to be confirmed

UKIP
to be confirmed-do we have any eccentric aristocrats capable of a performance such as this??

13 comments:

  1. I very, very much doubt that Gerry's a UKipper, but he's delightfully eccentric and a little aristocratic. Last year one of the Accies 2nds' posse of annoyingly talented, t-shirt- and flip-flop-wearing Ozzies saw him arriving, cravated and blazered, for the game at Arbo and commented, "Geez. He must be a Lord ...... or a Sir at least."

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  2. How About

    Whiskey Sweetie Party (Main pledge reduced taxes on fags and booze)

    Coco

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  3. is Gordon Brown having a piss in the photo..?

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  4. Possibly, if he is, Cameron has seen his todger and now has that embaressed shared shower where do i look now look about him!

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  5. Pearson is a gibbering fool! I'll be proud to represent the Lib Dems, we are a very liberal club after all. In fact I might see if the Liberals fancy sponsoring us this weekend.

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  6. I go to Arbo to get away from the election.

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  8. And DC is about to pull off the old classic 'Do you want to see my pink elephant' trick...

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  9. The official Conservative candidate for the Arbo constituency, otherwise known as Edinburgh North and Leith, is a Mr McGill ....

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  10. Coco for MP is the only situation which would ever see me consider voting tory

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  11. A Little Over Bit Too Much? said...

    'Possibly, if he is, Cameron has seen his todger and now has that embarrassed shared shower where do i look now look about him!'

    the experience has clearly affected him:

    http://ow.ly/i/1g5M/original

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  12. Admin said...

    'The official Conservative candidate for the Arbo constituency, otherwise known as Edinburgh North and Leith, is a Mr McGill'

    can someone get hold of a poster!-think one of the Heriots lads did last time Mr McGill was standing

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  13. CJE - I can bring some down on Saturday. I am out on Friday putting said posters up and around the Constituency with our Candidate.

    I could even see if the McGill's could meet for a photoshoot if you want!

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