Thursday 11 February 2010

Pretty Vacancies....




















In these hard times employment opportunities are limited. Therefore ambitious Crossers dissatisfied with President Shifty and Mr Admin’s autocratic regime may be interested in the posts being offered by our good friends Murrayfield/Dafs CC, including 1st team captain.

Job requirements include:

* Excellent face-to-face and telephone communication.
* Adherence to procedures relating to the proper use and care of equipment and materials for which the role has responsibility.
* Willingness to consume Macaroni Pies.
* An ability to coin bizarre nicknames –including of opposition players- possibly based on an individual’s preferred mode of transport, facial hair or girth.
* An irrational dislike of Heriots FPCC.
* Adherence to all parts of directive 369: the M/Dafs code of cricket.
* Willingness to accept advice on matters of cricketing technique from Don Wikie.
* A desire to play Div 2 cricket.
* Willingness to accept good-natured joshing on the HX blog.

Anyone interested in the post should be at Murrayfield Hotel this evening (February 11th) at 7pm. Apparently decisions will be made by democratic election (what’s that?).

1 comment:

  1. Crossers have missed their chance:

    Broonster/ Mr Admin may be interested to learn that 'Maggy' has been elected 1st team skipper.

    'At the EGM held on Thursday 11 February the Murrayfield Hotel the 2010 Team leadership positions were resolved as detailed below:.

    Election Of 2010 Office Bearers (Captains and Vice-Captains)

    1st XI Captain: Candidates: Mangesh Akerkar – Elected.
    (Proposed: Paul Hubbard, Seconded: Ankeet Vora)

    1st XI Vice-captain: Candidates: Tom Wheeler – Elected.
    (Proposed: Don Wilkie, Seconded: Ian Shiels)

    2nd XI Captain: Candidates: Andy Lacey – Elected.
    (Proposed: Ian Shiels, Seconded: Tom Wheeler)

    2nd XI Vice-captain: Candidates: Suthakar Rangaswamy – Elected.
    (Proposed: Don Wilkie, Seconded: Ankeet Vora)

    3rd XI Captain: Candidates: Vamshi Sunki – Elected.
    (Proposed: Don Wilkie, Seconded: Tom Wheeler)

    3rd XI Vice-captain: Candidates: Darren Kidd – Elected.
    (Proposed: Vamshi, Seconded: Andy Lacey)

    4th XI Captain: Candidates: Don Wilkie – Elected.
    (Proposed: Ian Shiels, Seconded: Luke Hayes)'

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