Showing posts with label Mr Admin knows where you live. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mr Admin knows where you live. Show all posts

Monday, 14 February 2011

Goodbye Traitorous Scum


Official club statement regarding the following ex-Holy Cross players: D. Russell, R. Bainbridge, M. Brown

Following certain revelations about their disloyalty to the Cross (revealed here), the President has decreed that these fifth columnists be shunned-or (in keeping with the President's preference for classical reference) ostracized.

Please do not fraternise or communicate with these persons (do not even enter into email or 'text' correspondence with them-or play golf with them).

Wednesday, 10 March 2010

President Warns of Cross Cull.

















Just to warn potential miscreants that our club president will not hesitate to follow the example set today by the Pakistan Cricket Board:

http://www.cricinfo.com/pakistan/content/current/story/451392.html

His unofficial spokesman made it clear that any hint of indiscipline or indeed any evidence of ‘player power’ undermining club unity will result in severe penalties.

No one can consider themselves safe from punishment…even the safety committee.