....AGM Headlines.
Despite the 'Ring of Steel' surrounding the Arbo Green room, the following information has leaked out (via some associates of Julian Assange, posing as Inverleith Rugby club bar staff) from yesterday's HCACC AGM :
All office bearers and captains as before, apart from these new appointees:
Norrie Webb 'elected' 2nd XI captain.
Andrew Graham 'elected' 3rd XI vice-captain.
There are further unconfirmed reports that the President's annual 'great speech' lasted a mere 4 minutes-2 hours less than at the previous AGM. Some Crossologists have speculated that this may indicate a loss of authority-or weakening resolve. Certainly coded references to the need for 'new blood' by the 3rd XI captain and outbursts by the deposed 3rd XI vice-captain suggested that the balance of power within the club leadership is somewhat unsettled. The absence of several key figures (the Minister of Information, the Minister for Bread and Circuses, the Head of the Standards Commission, and the Vice-President of the Safety Committee) is believed by some to be 'highly significant' and may indicate that a coup is imminent.
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Apologies for non-appearance at AGM.
ReplyDeleteOld regime sums us up all too well these days.
ReplyDeleteAnd I haven't detected that CJE's loins have been any more active than Smudger's.
ooh....er what sort of detective work have you been doing??
ReplyDeleteJust going by results, dear boy. Not faulting the effort.
ReplyDeleteSo was the result of the AGM we need to breed a new generation of players?
ReplyDeleteUnless you happen to be a Time Lord, yes.
ReplyDeleteThere's a few in the pipeline I heard about a noball mcfulltoss and duckduck safegoose im sure they'll fit in just fine!
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