Wednesday 9 May 2012

Russell Regime Diktat #0003 - Curfew for Coco

All 3rd XI veterans are to be safely tucked up in bed tonight by 10.45pm. Under no circumstances should they watch BBC1 where Michael Vaughan will be presenting Sporting Heroes: After the Final Whistle.

Ashes Hero

Billed as a serious sporting documentary addressing the post-retirement careers of top athletes, this is, in fact, nothing but a thinly disguised attempt to undermine the mighty 3rds. As any Holy Crock knows there can be no talk of retirement, ever ......


Fag Ash Legend

1 comment:

  1. With guns like that retirement is a lifetime away!

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