[from KF] Here is a little filler in the form of a quiz to keep us familiar with the drinking habits of Crossers as the temperature outside drops. I've listed the favourite tipple of ten HX players, see if you can guess who would make the order with Raimondo Gillian (answers to follow in the comments box). This is a flavour of the level of questions to be expected if and when there is ever a Holy Cross Quiz Night.
*Elixir of finest Lancashire Cranberry, Jojoba & Tea Tree
*One Jug
*Two Jugs
*1.9 pints of Buckfast
*One yard of Ale
*Castrol GTX
*One Fairplay Award-full of Port
*A pint of Mick Jagger
*A Bacon Roll & a Pint of Irn Bru
and finally, the one you've all been waiting for
*Pint of 80, half a cider, bottle of wine, a wee double double of whisky and a box of matches
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A yard of GTX, please, Keith.
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Answers:
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Jon ’50 again’ Bates
Charlie ’50 again plus another 5for’ Ellis
Safe Hands Pickering staying just below the drink drive limit for the journey back to Soapdodge.
Mr C Broonster Brown, our resident scrum machine and a lazily stereotypical ruggerbugger tipple.
Someone who requires all his spare parts to be oiled regularly, it can only be part man, part machine Dougie ‘I’m dying, I’m OK again’ Russell.
When running the first 6 orders past the wife, her first guess every time was Shifty, so I had to include him eventually so she’d get one right.
Our very own link to some of the greatest rock’n’rollers of all time, its Gerri Lohandrix of course.
A famous hangover cure can only mean the weekly Saturday teatime order of Scotland’s original Pole, Nzlm Cydzk.
No, its not PVB, or the Almighty Quinn, nor is it such legendary drunken kit losers like Gaware or Buchanan, nor is it young pretenders like menacing twins Euan & Calum Kray. It is of course the drink order of four time holder of the title ‘Scotland’s Most Eligible Bachelor’, Nobel Prize winner in Maths and Physics, leading all time wicket taker at any level (virtual or otherwise), fully qualified Life Guard and current incumbent of the office of Mr Scotland, the one and only (thank feck) housewives favourite, Lord Sir Colin McGill.
was he pised when he rote this ? ?
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These so called scientists are so irresponsible, using tried and tested evidence to reach their oddball conclusions and hiding behind a veil of supposed credibility by immersing themselves in study for years on end. Where would we be if wacko Nutt had his way? 'Coffee' shops on every street? Recreational pills (with exact ingredients) in every Tesco?? Not a seedy criminal peddling syndicate for miles??? What a nightmare that would be. Drug policies should be left in the hands of the people who know best, the politicians. The perennial and surely soon to be victorious War on Drugs which contains no contradictions and is based on sound judgement and common sense maintains my total respect and trust in The System. Viva le revolucion, long live Che' or Fidel (or the Tea Party).
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