This Cross veteran, known for his exotic regional accent and propensity to over-consume, can often be found drunk in charge of a heavy roller during bar opening hours at Arbo before rolling home in the Volvo. Known variously to the police as the Belhaven Beast, the Ten-Pint Taxi and the Southside Stenmark, he has long evaded capture for trafficking undesirable aliens across the city and for maliciously procuring sub-standard lawnmowers. His true identity is, of course, safe with us.
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c'mon lads, this frivolous look-a-likes stuff is getting out of hand. Can we please return to more serious matters.
ReplyDeletehere's footage of the selection committee getting to grips with this man earlier this week:
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your post neglects to mention his
ReplyDeletefootballing loyalties. Made clear here:
http://donjuanimations.co.uk/Groundskeeper%20Willie2.jpg