AGM news: Back to the future for 1sts as Russell/ Fraser takeover

Headlines:

*New 1st XI Captain for 2012 - Dougie Russell with Keith Fraser as vice.
*Norrie Webb retains his 2nd XI Captaincy status with Andy Quinn elected as vice.
*It's the status quo for the 3rd XI dream team with Ken Lawrie and Andy Graham as Captain & Vice respectively.
*But, as ever, those with real power and influence stay put.

Arbo to host 4th election debate.

In a shock development, the broadcasters have responded to the SNP’s legal action by agreeing to a fourth debate, involving the SNP, as well as representatives from some fringe parties. It will be hosted in Edinburgh in front of an audience of mildly inebriated amateur sportsmen.

Venue: Arbo Green Room.
Date: This Saturday, 8pm
Chaired by: Prof Roland Dannreuther
Broadcast on Channel 4, SC4, Radio 4 and Radio Forth.

Representing the parties will be:

Labour
Keith Geddes
JLR Brown

Conservatives
Mr Admin
Broonster

Liberal Democrats
Andrew Graham
Rob Bainbridge
(well, I’ve no idea about their politics but they’re young, popular and are well known for their ******** exploits … and they’re certainly capable of designing a new voting system that no one else will understand.)

Anarcho-Syndicalist League/ String up the Bankers Now!
Chris Kerr
Mark Robertson

SNP
to be confirmed

Scottish Senior Citizens Unity Party
to be confirmed

UKIP
to be confirmed-do we have any eccentric aristocrats capable of a performance such as this??