The Club has received an e-mail from a leading local "dating and introduction agency" -
We're putting on a special post valentine (sic) offer and thought we'd email you lovely sporting fellows and let you know about it. We are offering a 20% discount on our classic membership. If anyone would like more information about the offer, please don't hesitate us. (sic)
If any lovely sporting fellow does want any more information, please don't hesitate Mr Admin (sic). Discretion guaranteed. No jokes about bowling a maiden over, please.
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